comedycentral:

Don’t mess up! Watch a new Key & Peele, Wednesday after South Park. And watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

beebzxxh:

ree-az:

The only thing Muslims should apologise for is algebra.
For that, I am truly sorry.

Seriously.